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birthsMART tm (Cutting Edge)!

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birthsMART tm Nurse: “Hi! Welcome back to birthsMART tm.”
birthsMART tm Nurse:”Where cutting edge is our middle name.”
birthsMART tm Nurse:”the doctors and nurses have been attending a continuing education program about episiotomies”
birthsMART tm Nurse:”We’ve learned that episiotomies are unnecessary and lead to deeper lesions and longer tears. The classes are teaching us not to cut.”
birthsMART tm Nurse:”And I’m happy to report that our episiotomy rate has gone from 81% to 52%! It’s just oe of the ways we’re cutting edge.

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Prego-Robo 2000!

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Introducing the All-New Prego-Robo 2000! Hospital Edition.

  • Practice Births on A Robot!
  • Realistic Sounds!
  • Programmable Complications!
  • Nurse says: “A live Robot-Baby Every Time!”
    Another Nurse Says:“The Prego-Robo 2000 acts and sounds so realistic! I feel like I’m at a real birth! ANDit has volume controls and an on/off switch when I’m finished with my shift!”

    The perfect way to practice delivering babies, the Prego-Robo just lies there and stays out of your way.

    Doctor: “I’ve been delivering babies at this Big Corporate Hospital for 17 years, and this is the first natural birth I’ve seen!

    This comic is related to this Musing: The Birth Simulator Robot!

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    Nowadays the Way Women Give Birth!

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    Nowadays the way a woman gives birth is complicated…it involves frantic travel…machinery…blinky lights and beeping noises…as well as a support staff of 4 or 5 people maybe more…and happens in a ’sterile’ environment.

    Yet it never occurs to us to ask ourselves, Have our bodies really changed so much?
    And do we really need all these complications?

    this comic is related to this comic: The Way Women Gave Birth!

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    The Way Women Gave Birth…

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    At the beginning of time the way that women gave birth was simple…for a woman’s first birth she would be quietly and unobtrusively attended by their mother (or a mother-figure)
    But for her next births, the woman would prepare a quiet, secluded spot and once labor started she would go there…and birth her babies confidently, alone. And that’s how it was for a long, long time.

    This Comic is related to this comic: Nowadays the Way Women Give Birth!

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    Michel Odent didn’t write the article…!

    So apparently the Daily Mail thinks it’s appropriate to write ‘by’ when it’s a piecemeal pile of snippets from an interview…
    This Just In:

    For the record, Michel Odent would like you to know:

    About the pages in Daily Mail, first I was not the author of the article. It was written by a journalist after an interview on the phone. Also it is probable that people just read the sensational title. In fact I have never said that men ’should not be at the birth of their child’.

    Warmest regards

    Michel

    Here’s an article that more eloquently defines his position: Is the Participation of the Father at Birth Dangerous?

    *phew!* what a relief! Okay back to the scheduled programming (I’m glad I didn’t already do the rest of the series, let’s see where I’m gonna go with it now!)

    Thanks everyone for the action alerts!!!!!

    Love,
    Heather

    this musing replaces the musing: Woah! Michel Odent on Men at Births
    and is kind of related to this musing:Some Thoughts On Men At Births!

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