Introducing the All-New Prego-Robo 2000! Hospital Edition.

Practice Births on A Robot!

Realistic Sounds!

Programmable Complications!

Nurse says: “A live Robot-Baby Every Time!”
Another Nurse Says:“The Prego-Robo 2000 acts and sounds so realistic! I feel like I’m at a real birth! ANDit has volume controls and an on/off switch when I’m finished with my shift!”

The perfect way to practice delivering babies, the Prego-Robo just lies there and stays out of your way.

Doctor: “I’ve been delivering babies at this Big Corporate Hospital for 17 years, and this is the first natural birth I’ve seen!

This comic is related to this Musing: The Birth Simulator Robot!

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Nowadays the way a woman gives birth is complicated…it involves frantic travel…machinery…blinky lights and beeping noises…as well as a support staff of 4 or 5 people maybe more…and happens in a ’sterile’ environment.

Yet it never occurs to us to ask ourselves, Have our bodies really changed so much?
And do we really need all these complications?

this comic is related to this comic: The Way Women Gave Birth!

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At the beginning of time the way that women gave birth was simple…for a woman’s first birth she would be quietly and unobtrusively attended by their mother (or a mother-figure)
But for her next births, the woman would prepare a quiet, secluded spot and once labor started she would go there…and birth her babies confidently, alone. And that’s how it was for a long, long time.

This Comic is related to this comic: Nowadays the Way Women Give Birth!

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So apparently the Daily Mail thinks it’s appropriate to write ‘by’ when it’s a piecemeal pile of snippets from an interview…
This Just In:

For the record, Michel Odent would like you to know:

About the pages in Daily Mail, first I was not the author of the article. It was written by a journalist after an interview on the phone. Also it is probable that people just read the sensational title. In fact I have never said that men ’should not be at the birth of their child’.

Warmest regards

Michel

Here’s an article that more eloquently defines his position: Is the Participation of the Father at Birth Dangerous?

*phew!* what a relief! Okay back to the scheduled programming (I’m glad I didn’t already do the rest of the series, let’s see where I’m gonna go with it now!)

Thanks everyone for the action alerts!!!!!

Love,
Heather

this musing replaces the musing: Woah! Michel Odent on Men at Births
and is kind of related to this musing:Some Thoughts On Men At Births!

WTF News: “You look like a choosy woman…”
Choosy Woman: “Why yes, I am.
WTF News: “Will you be choosing a frantic, unpredictable, painful vaginal birth…”
WTF News: “Or the ease and convenience of a scheduled cesarean?”
Choosy Woman:“TOTALLY the second one…”
Choosy Woman: “You know like how awful a birth is, right? Like I watch E.R. you know, I’ve seen all the screaming and stuff…”
WTF News:“It sounds like you’ve considered the possible complications!”
Choosy Woman: “Have you SEEN how they carry on?” “I’m going to do it the EASY way!”
WTF News: “And there you have it…cesareans for the discerning woman!”
Hathor“And this is what passes for informed choice these days?”

This comic is related to this musing: April is STILL Cesarean Awareness Month

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