alien:”Hello Earthling, I’m from starsector 12, here to find out if your world’s parenting skills have improved…”
alien:”or if earthlings are still headed for extinction.”
Hathor: “Actually I’m happy to report breastfeeding rates of 77%”
alien:”ZARPF!” Awesome! Congratulations!”
Hathor:”Ahem, Actually…”
Hathor:”To be honest, those rates are for the first day, um…after that the numbers drop, um…dramatically”
alien:”sigh.”
alien:”We’ll just keep checking then.”
Hathor:”I guess it’s nice to know SOMEONE’S paying attention.”

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