Strange Goals!

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This comic is related to this musing: Regulating Kids!

child: Stop Mommy! Cry! Cry! No Mommy No!
Mommy: “You’re just a baby! A big giant baby!”
child: No! No! Waaaah! sniff.
Mommy:”I’m going to force the big crybaby into the baby swing!”
child:Waaah! No! Mommy! Waaah! Cry!
Mommy:”I’ve got my camera, I’m taking a big picture of the big baby!”
Hathor: “Excuse me? That’s a very interesting parenting technique, what is it? Oh, wait…let me guess!”
Hathor:”You see, I’m a bit of a parenting technique aficionado. Let me see…Oh! I’ve got it!”
Hathor: “It’s called ‘public shaming’ first developed in the dark ages…”
Hathor: “And the goal is a meek, frightened, cowering child who easily submits to bullying!”
Mommy:”Harumph! We’re leaving!”
Hathor: “Some people have strange goals for their children.”

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