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Prego-Robo 2000!

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Introducing the All-New Prego-Robo 2000! Hospital Edition.

  • Practice Births on A Robot!
  • Realistic Sounds!
  • Programmable Complications!
  • Nurse says: “A live Robot-Baby Every Time!”
    Another Nurse Says:“The Prego-Robo 2000 acts and sounds so realistic! I feel like I’m at a real birth! ANDit has volume controls and an on/off switch when I’m finished with my shift!”

    The perfect way to practice delivering babies, the Prego-Robo just lies there and stays out of your way.

    Doctor: “I’ve been delivering babies at this Big Corporate Hospital for 17 years, and this is the first natural birth I’ve seen!

    This comic is related to this Musing: The Birth Simulator Robot!

    If you’d like to leave a comment, please scroll down to the next available non-comic blog entry, you know, a word-y one (For a myriad of reasons I turn off the comments on the comics themselves)…and comment away, I love to hear from you!!!!

    Order this Cartoon as a 8.5 x 11 print on glossy photo paper and signed for only $10!

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    The Birth Simulator-Robot!

    Warning: Graphic Simulation of a Super Creepy Robot Giving Birth to a Plastic Baby (That’s NOT Alive!) While Taped Screaming and Hollering and A Team of Too Many Nurses Stick Their Hands Up the Robots Wazoo, While Saying Push and Breathe and So On and So Forth! Seriously, You’ve been Warned! My Stomach Hurts Just From Watching It! Yikes!

    Baby Goes Beep! Beep!

    Love,
    Heather

    This Musing is Related to this comic: The Prego-Robo 2000!

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