Dear Mama,
this comic is an exercise that I did many years ago, add, multiply, divide! How long have YOU been breastfeeding? How many minutes of your life have YOU spent dealing with poo? Oh, here’s a good one: how many days of your life have you spent with a child crying? Man! you’re some kind of saint! ;o) Go ahead, compute your life…I’ll wait here. (actually, I’m not waiting here, I’m sitting on the shore of a small lake in Maine, trying to decide whether to risk frostbite by jumping in or not ;o) I’m magically posting this comic from the far far away…oh, that’s a good one, how much time have you spent in front of the computer? yikes! okay, don’t do that one, we’ve got plenty of mama guilt as it is…

Have a good week,
Love,
Heather

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Hello All,
Mama (Sam D.) sent me the link to a product that was the inspiration for the Titty Tent in the next two comics. It really does exist, though I’m not going to link to it because it dawned on me that the real product is probably just a mama, like you and me, with a crafty ability, trying to figure out how to wring a simple dollar or two out of this cruel world so that she can stay home with her wee ones. (At least that’s what I assume. And we all know what assumptions do.) But anyway, you’ve seen a similar product I’m sure, made to hide your Horrifically Ginormous Boobs away from polite society. So here’s two comics that celebrate the absurdity of the breastfeeding cover, enjoy!

And speaking of wringing a dollar, I’m going on vacation on Saturday and now would be a great time to buy some ad space, or a book, or a tee-shirt. That way I can get it in the mail to you before I go!

Love,
Heather

Order this Cartoon as a 8.5 x 11 print on glossy photo paper and signed for only $10!